Another Brazilian beauty out of reach. Alas, if only I was an international man of mystery. I could hop on a plane to Rio, smack down some cash and have this beauty crated for the US in hours.

Look at this fine relic from the age of big bad American steel. This V-8 endowed beast, a recent addition to my menagerie of wayward automobiles, was a gift from a good friend. Now I can authentically play one-baker-eleven. Anybody got a '73 Mustang Mach I.