Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Volkswagen "UP" Concept revealed!


If this concept makes it to the show room, I will no longer have to endure my father's jabs about how modern Volkswagens - with their front-mounted engines - aren't "real" volkswagens. The rear-engined "Up" concept, which is to be officially revealed at the International Motor Show in Frankfurt, GM this month, invokes the spirit of the original Beetle in terms of size, layout and affordability. It is a return of the "Peoples Car." In fact, the Volkswagen PR people are hinting that the Up is in-line with the new direction that the Wolfsburg-based car company is headed. To think, this comes from the company that, just-five-years ago, revealed the Phaeton-a super luxury sedan with a price tag north of $80 grand.

The Up concept is rumored to be an eco-friendly, low-buck ride targeted to compete in the same market segment as the Mercedes-Swatch Smart Fortwo. The Smart Fortwo, which has been available in the rest of the world - including Canada - for years, is destined for our shores in the first quarter of 2008. Unlike the two-seated Smart, the Up will have room for four and space for groceries too. The Up's size - just 11' 11'' long and 5' 6" inches wide-is comparable to the original Beetle which measured 13' 4" long and 5' 1" wide. Volkswagen claims that, due to the position of the engine and design of the cabin, the Up will be spacious on the inside , infact, having more interior room than the Lupo or past examples of their widely popular Golf hatch-back.

Finally, as you can see from the Volkswagen press photos below, the Up's front fascia bears a friendly face that - may not look much like the old Beetle - but does look like a happy, new bug.


Monday, September 3, 2007

labor day

Come Labor Day Weekend I’m always in a rut. See, I still suffer those saggy-heart blues associated with returning to school. Worse yet, I know that winter, with its sub-zero temperatures and heavy snows, is on the way and will shortly curtail all my auto-antics. No matter, I can not let my repressed memories of detention and the impending deep chill ruin this last weekend of summer fun. The thing to do, naturally, is to take a road trip.

Of course, there are a lot of nice places to go in our grand land, places that are hundreds, even thousands of miles away. I, however, am tethered to a work-a-day life complete with a cubicle and boss. Someday, I will have the money and time to explore the great jumble of places that crowd our continent. For now, I will load the family up into our old Audi wagon and go to the lake.

Lake Champlain is the sixth largest lake in the country. I live only three miles from this massive expanse of water that measures 120 miles long and is, at its widest, 12 miles across. This mighty lake is more than 400ft deep in places and has a total volume of 6.8 quadrillion gallons. That's a lot of water, you could drown in that much water.

Before the advent of modern roads and rails, the lake-which forms a natural border between Vermont and New York-was a highway for natives and later settlers, loggers, traders and such. During colonial times, the lake was of such central and strategic location that it was the birth place of the US Navy. In 1776, troops under the command of Benedict Arnold-a rebel hero whose name would be later marred by betrayal of such severity that among his peers rank Judas and Johnny Damon-built the first U.S. naval fleet at the southern end of Lake Champlain in the town of Whitehall, NY. This fleet later took on a larger British fleet at Valcour Island in order to prevent the British from linking their forces in Canada with their Colonial troops. Though all of Benedict Arnold’s ships would ultimately be burned or sunk, he did succeed in delaying the British from establishing control of the lake and, by doing so, prevented the Redcoats from overwhelming the fledgling American army.

Fascinating, I know, but this road trip has nothing to do with either the Redcoats or Benedict Arnold. What I’m trying to emphasize here is that the lake is rich with history, a history, in fact, that stretches back millions of years. One of the world’s oldest known coral reefs is found on Isle La Motte in Lake Champlain. Isle La Motte, which is about six-miles-long and two-miles-wide, is the northern most island on the lake and has a permanent population of 500 or so residents.
You see, 480 million years ago when this reef formed, Vermont was actually south of the equator and under a warm tropical sea. In that lush environment, life flourished allowing for evolution of early ocean organisms. Today, sections of this reef are exposed, revealing vast banks of Paleozoic fossils. Parts of this reef, known as the Chazy Reef, can be found as far north as Newfoundland and as far south as Tennessee, however in the Fisk Quarry on Isle La Motte the reef is exposed and cut open by years of stone cutting. Nelson Fisk, who was Lieutenant Governor of Vermont from 1896 to 1898 and progenitor of the Fiske Family Farm-which today is preserved along with the quarry-falsely marketed the limestone as black and gray marble and sold it to builders in New York, Washington DC and else where.

In fact, Fiske Quarry limestone was used in the construction of the iconic Brooklyn Bridge which spans the East River between the New York Burroughs of Manhattan and Brooklyn. When it was completed in 1883, the Brooklyn Bridge was the largest suspension bridge ever built, its two granite towers-rising above everything else in the skyline-were then the tallest structures in the city. Even today, thought by size it is much smaller than the Delaware Memorial Bridge or even the nearby George Washington Bridge, the Brooklyn Bridge-with its arches, stone buttresses and other Gothic aspects-is grandest in style. Sorry, that was a tangent, but you know how I love bridges.

Now, back to the road. Isle La Motte is accessible from the north east coast of the lake via Route 78 which can be picked up in Swanton, VT. Swanton can be reached by traveling North on I-89 until exit 21 or by traveling north on Route 7.

I enjoy roads that move with the land, so, for my tastes the Interstate is far too straight and removed from the geography. Route 7, however, is perfect for surveying the gentle basin along the lake's edge. This rolling valley, in which the lake is seated, was once submerged under an in-land salt-water sea called the Champlain Sea. This sea, formed 15,000 years ago by the marine inundation that occurred as the glaciers retreated during the last ice age, would have rivaled the Great Lakes in terms of size and depth. In fact, the fossilized remains of whales have been discovered along the shores of this now dry basin.

Along this track of land, which is hemmed to the east by the rugged Green Mountains and to the west by the lake itself, dwell two diverging cultures. One, an urban center with its busy streets, is in sharp contrast to the other, a categorically rural region where cell phone reception is spotty and the most common car is a half-ton truck.
Burlington, Vermont’s largest city, and its associated suburban communities lies on the lake’s edge in Chittenden County. Known locally as the Queen City, Burlington is the industrial and commercial hub of the state. It is also home to the University of Vermont, Champlain College and Burlington College. Another upscale college, Saint Michael's College is only a couple miles away in Colchester, VT. In Burlington you will find a faster pace of things with boutiques and restaurants at every corner. There is an obvious beat to the streets, a vibe that is part hipster, part frat boy and part hippy.

In addition to this youthful culture, major companies such as IBM, Ben and Jerry’s and Burton Snow Boards have set up shop either in Burlingon or close by. The area is also a center for local and federal government operations. In fact, Homeland Security has established several central facilities here. But this is no Manhattan by any means, and, Burlington could only be classified as a city in Vermont, a state of diminutive proportions.

To the north and south of this hub the land is open, vast and mostly undeveloped. It is in these fertile sections of Addison and Franklin counties that the state’s best farms thrive. This is, as my grandmother likes to say, God’s country. Here the roads are lined with barns, hay fields and corn rows that come early September are tall enough to get lost in. Route 7 rolls through all this on its way north to Swanton, which itself is an old mining and farming community.

In Swanton, we point the station wagon west down Route 78. To the right is the Missisquoi River which, like all the rivers in the region, drains into the lake. Ahead, where the river and the lake meet is the new Missisquoi Bay Bridge. The new bridge crosses the lake between Swanton and Alburgh and replaces an old seven-span bascule draw bridge, built in 1938, that was approached on either side by stone causeway.
This bridge is part of a two-bridge link to New York. The other bridge in the system is the Rouse’s Point Bridge which connects the New York town of the same name to Alburgh, VT. The only other crossing by road is via the Champlain Bridge located between Chimney Point, VT and Crown Point, NY at the southern extreme of the lake.

The Vermont Agency of Transportation determined in 2001 that the deteriorating Missisquoi Bay Bridge needed to be replaced. The bridge’s lane widths were too narrow to safely accommodate modern traffic; which is a mix of cars, commercial trucking and bicycles. The drawbridge itself had been welded shut in 1988 because of deck deterioration, prohibiting boats over 13 feet in height from passing beneath it.

The new bridge, a 3,600-foot 23-span crossing, is the largest bridge in Vermont and was completed in May of this year at a cost $41.2 million. That’s a lot of money, but, most of it was federally funded. Thank you, George.
On the far side of the bridge is the small town of Alburgh. This town, named for Revolutionary War hero Ethan Allen, lies on a tongue of land that descends from Canada. This peninsula - Like Point Roberts, WA, Elm Point and the Northwest Angle, MN - is one of a few places that are part of the continental United States that are not connected by land to any other part of our country.


In Alburgh, route 78 and Route 2 meet at a four-way intersection, each direction leading to an equally enticing destination. Turning right would lead to downtown Alburgh and eventually New York or Canada. And going left would track us South on Route 2 which runs down Grand Isle County before turning back inland toward Burlington. We go straight and head down a road known simply as Truck Route. This road terminates at the West Shore Road where we turn left to head south and toward Route 129 and Isle La Motte.

To the right is the broad lake. It is all sparkles in the mid-day sun. So beautiful, in fact, that I do not loose my cool when the exhaust starts to leak and the Audi begins to sound more like a Panzer than a wagen (pronounced “vagan”). After all, it’s nothing that a fist full of money can’t fix, and, as every Vermonter knows, loud cars drive the same as quiet ones.

Along our left are old farms with weathered barns and houses intermingled with puffed-up, new-built yuppie digs. It is a strange juxtaposition that has become common in the area as struggling dairy farmers sell off lots to land-hungry developers. These developers then build pricey homes that only out-of-staters can afford. And in this strange way the population is turned over so that outsiders outnumber the natives. Here in Alburgh, the transition has just begun. Elsewhere, in places like Williston and Shelburne, the state is beginning to look more like Massachusetts and less like Vermont. In a few more decades the transition will be complete. The social landscape is changing and it saddens me for it is my heritage that is being displaced by a much wealthier and more powerful social group.

We take the crossing to Isle La Motte - which is an old, stone causeway - and head down Main St which is also Route 129. The landscape on this little island is pristine. Small farms and old houses with grand porches dominate an otherwise natural countryside. There is a vineyard, an orchard and several dairy farms replete with happy and idle Holsteins. I spot some wild turkeys in one field and twice we are forced to slow as brown rabbits dart across the road.

The road narrows and eventually turns to dirt. I loose track of the scenery as I focus my attention on dodging the suspension smashing pot-holes that seem to abound everywhere.
Finally, we turn a bend and the entrance to the quarry materializes. The Fiske Quarry, set back behind a thin veil of trees, is not visible from the road. There is a small parking-area in front of the entrance which is marked by a wooden sign. From the road, it is an easy walk, flat and level enough for a grand ma to handle. Of course, my 93-year-old grand ma (despite the protests of her doctors) still lifts weights and goes for long walks.
The floor of the quarry consists of textured black and gray limestone. To the far left rises a cliff of stratified stone. At the foot of this cliff lies a lush water-filled depression. A sharp eye will notice the holes drilled in the cliff face during mining operations that, after an 80 year lull, re-started in 1995. This re-newed mining venture was quickly shutdown by state officials in order to protect the historic site. Today, the quarry is owned by the Isle La Motte Preserve Trust with the intent that the fossils will be preserved forever.

And, there are many fossils captured in these ancient stones, in fact, the limestone itself is a fossil, a mash of sediment, formed when dead organisms sank to the ocean’s floor and compacted into stone over millions of years. Look close to spot the larger remains of pre-historic sea creatures that once dwelt in this shallow ocean reef. We spot several gastropods, they were the spiral-shelled snails of the ancient world. We also see a few crinoids, which are stalked sea animals that look like flowers with long feathery pedals. What we find though are the ridged remains of the stalks. There are many more species preserved here but they are lost to us, for, there are also living creatures to see.

The lush water-filled sections of the quarry teem with turtles and frogs that sun themselves on stumps and rocks. In the trees surrounding the quarry are birds of every category. Observing the mix of past and present in this place makes it obvious that the world is a tremendous symphony of systems and cycles running in perfect balance, a sort of perpetual motion machine. Scientist maintain that when this reef was active the world was a warmer place with an atmosphere rich in carbon dioxide.
Perhaps, our modern warming trend is part of the cycle. Perhaps the purpose of our specious is to bring about a change that will lay the ground work for that which will come after us. If this is so, then our race would surely die during the transition, but, is it not arrogant to think that we, above all other organisms, shall live forever.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Five years later...

That which once gave me great joy now drags me down. I am beat, my soul tethered to this sorrow. Sleep well my friend. May your dreams be filled with turbo Omnis, fine-tasting liquor and top-heavy women.

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Rear-Engined VW returns!

Volkswagen has announced the return of the affordable rear-engined compact. The all new City Expert is to be revealed, albeit as a concept car, at the International Automobile Exhibition (IAA) in Frankfurt, GM which runs from September 13 through September 23. Volkswagen is being very secretive about the potential new model and has not released many details nor any photos or conceptual drawings of the City Expert. What Volkswagen did say about it was "the heart of this sensationally flexible City Expert will beat where the flat-four "Boxer" engine once did in the Beetle."

I am edgy with anticipation. It has been a long time since Volkswagen has impressed me with any of its new models. And so, I am ready to be wooed. However, scorned before when the New Beetle was reveal to be nothing more than a re-skinned Golf, I am hesitant and filled with questions. Will this mark the return of the flat-four or is it to be a trendy diesel, green hybrid or, perhaps even, a hydrogen powerplant (doubtful, I know)? What wheels will be driven, front, rear or all? Where will the gas tank be located, that is, if it has a gas tank? How many passengers? Is the City Expert to be a two-seater or a family car? Will it have room to carry groceries and a kiddie seat? And, most importantly, will it be available on our shores, or, is this just to be another of those Europe only models?

Now I know that Volkswagen is being all hushed about this new concept in order to create hype and excitement, but this time I'm going to allow myself to get caught up in it.

Monday, August 6, 2007

Say what?


I found this on the Mohawk Trail (Route 2 west of Greenfield) in Massachusetts. Anyone want to interpret the subtext here?

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Waterfest!!!


There is no disputing the magnitude of the summer’s premier water-cooled Volkswagen/Audi event known to the faithful as Waterfest. The event, held annually in July at Raceway Park in
Englishtown, NJ, is much more than a car show. It is an institution, a sort of subset in the “drivers wanted” sub-culture that is founded on notions such as public intoxication, stretched tires, turbo-power and BBS rims. It is an institution with a host of devotees that are no less fervent than English soccer fans. So infamous for debauchery is the reputation of this show and its partakers that the local police ratchet up their patrols and area hotels require all guests to sign damage and noise waivers.

What happens at Raceway Park is only part of the action. During the show weekend, long caravans of VWs and Audis can be seen weaving their way toward New Jersey from such far off locals as Ontario and Florida. These caravans, called cruises by those partaking, are not unlike long-range tailgate parties, and are often organized by various VW/Audi clubs or aftermarket-tuners. And, though toned down in recent years due to an increased police presence, spontaneous hotel and parking-lot parties always offer circus-like shenanigans that often border on criminal mischief.

With this much energy and enthusiasm involved, it is hard to imagine that any true VW or Audi enthusiast would choose to miss out on Waterfest. However, in protest against how established and commercial it has all become, many enthusiasts elect to stay home to participate in local, anti-fest events in much the same way that nerdy kids go to anti-proms because they can’t get a date. Of course, this only validates the significance of Waterfest in the world of Volkswagen-enthusiasts.

Last year, Waterfest--which features events such as drag racing, auto-cross racing, burn-out competitions, concours, a swap meet and much more--drew in more than 20,000 spectators and 2500 registered participants. No surprise, this year there were more cars, more vendors and more VW nuts running around than ever before. It seems that each year the cars get faster, the crowds get larger and the spectacle of it all becomes more intoxicating. And now, for the photo gallery. First, I have to apologize. I am an oldschool VW fan and the majority of my pictures will reflect this. If you can't stand the sight of Mark I and Mark II VWs, better steer clear.













More to come...